DIABLO - Lolz of Hell

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I don't care if it's "cool" to rag on Diablo III. I think it's an amazing game. It might have a few shortcomings, but overall I think it's great and I'll probably write up a nice review about it at some point.

My friends and I who play together have fun in other aspects too. Since I can never truly leave a damn thing alone, we've imagined the characters in this sitcom-esque setting, complete with ridiculous personalities (while trying to remain true to the game itself) and came up with what we thought were some pretty hilarious scenarios. I might doodle out a comic or two about em', but here's the gist of it:

DIABLO, Lord of Pants-Shitting
Goes around scaring the everlovin' shit out of his fellow Demons. Also tries to use reverse-psychology whenever he's clearly losing a battle, but proceeds to bawl his eyes out once he gets a chance to be alone.

DIABLA, Mistress of Pants-Shitting
Well... she's just here because did anyone else notice just how sexy Diablo's legs were lookin' in III? I think he got some gender-confusion after (OMFG SPOILER ALERT) possessing his "daughter".

ANDARIEL, Maiden of Son-of-a-Bitch
She's basically the only normal one of the Hell Household, wondering what kind of drugs everyone is on, and why she has to be submitted to their stupidity.

DURIEL, Lord of Clumsy-Ass
As in the original title he is known as the "Lord of Pain", it was decided to translate that into "Always being in pain". And thus, Duriel is a klutz, always trippin' over shit and falling down stairs and such.

MESPHISTO, Lord of Fuck-All-Y'all
He's basically just fuckin' pissed. All the time. He hates everyone.

AZMODAN, Lord of Like-I-Give-A-Fuck
A lazy son of a bitch who neglects his health and hygiene. Despite this, he feels entitled to having a girlfriend, in the true spirit of neckbeardom. He constantly whines in his diary about the approaching "Hell Prom" and how he wishes to have a date. He's thinking of just buying off the Aspect of "Let's Fuck" (Lust) to go with him.

BELIAL, Lord of Bullshit
Man this guy is full of shit. Everything he says is a lie. He loves going around giving compliments to his fellow Demons, pauses for a good five seconds, then just bursts the fuck out laughing like GOT'CHA BITCH! He also confuses the hell out of his minions, cause they can never tell if his orders are serious or not.

BAAL, Lord of Fuck-Shit-Up
Loves explosions and entrances Kool-Aid man style. Basically a bull in a china shop, always breaking everyone else's shit. I drew 2 Baals because I wanted to also depict a pimp-like Baal since he's wear a boa of feathers for Gods sake. Plus, Baal makes duplicates in Diablo II so, maybe I can get away with it.

I dunno about you but I was laughing my ass off just typing all this ridiculous shit. Also sorry for the language but it's not optional.